What I am Currently Reading

I decided to write a blog post earlier, but got distracted and completely forgot what it was about. So I shall fill this with useless information. I am in the middle of reading the following book:

Do Ants Have Assholes?: And 106 of the World's Other Most Important Questions 

 

 

And now even YOU are wondering if they do. Yes they do. It is actually the smallest orifice in any known creature, it only allows a single atom to pass through at a time. Want more useless info about ants asses? OK, here you go, the sound of an ant breaking wind has been recorded as the lowest decibel level achievable in nature.

You feel smarter now, dont ya!? 

Here are a few more questions, that I am sure anyone would love to know the answer to:

Did Adam and Eve commit incest?

Can birds fly upside down?

If there are two sides to the force in Star Wars why doesnt Darth Vader come over to the Light Side?
   
If a monkey farts does it smell like bananas?