Six Words

I am in the middle of doing a writing assignment for a student, and suddenly I remembered that ole crazy thing...write a story in six words. Supposedly originated by Hemingway, but that in itself seems to be fabricated. So I pose a challenge to myself to come up with one everyday for one month. I think I can do it, if I remember to.

Day One:
Two Days, Twenty Nine, Oh Shit! 

I would have hoped that it would explain itself, but I shall break it down if need be, and this is need be. In two days I will be twenty-nine years young. DAMN I feel old LOL!