Spa What!?

For my fifth wedding anniversary I was given an ultimate spa package, but it expired in June. Anniversary was in January. Right now I reallllllly wish I had it because this has been a very long long summer. Its probably been the most fun summer of my life, no thanks to Ashley and Damion and all of the people that I got to know. I would never have met the dude of my dreams, LOL. Or better yet, he would have never met the girl of his dreams, HHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! However, it has been probably the most stressful three months of my life. I am happy to say that the stresses will last another 2-3 weeks, and after that will be slightly alleviated thanks to this job I am starting. Training starts Monday, I am happy for two reason. One being that I am tired of not working, I have had too much free time on my hands, which in my case isn't always a good thing. Second, I need the money to start flowing again.

Now, back to where I started.....I am pretty sure I have the flu. I am not treating it because it does not fit in my budget at the moment, that's sad right?! lol. Between the stress and being sick my entire body frucking aches. David (the dear ex hubby who bought said spa package) happens to do the computer work for that spa, so getting them to fulfill my needs for the package to extend for another six months, should not be too difficult.

I am sure some of yall (namely my family) are thinking "Hmmmm, she doesn't need a massage, she doesn't do shit all day" to that I am going to say "Kiss my oh so very pale ass, and have a great day!"

And since I came across this today, and I loved it because of my lack of faith in, well ummm anything, I decided to share it with the world. I stole it from this article about the Apocalypse. 


It's safe to assume the gods have all forsaken us.