Oh this day can not end soon enough. If I could drown in a bathtub and type, I would do that. However it has been an overly accident prone day, and I would hate to drop the laptop in the water!
Every joint in my body started to swell last night due to the rain. I should have known that was an indication as to how the next day was going to go!
My day started off with a headache and a loud four year old. Enough said on that part! Second, as I was running behind trying to get the six year old out the door, I grabbed my house keys, and an umbrella and went on my merry little way. It was raining something awful, but the boy needed to get on the bus, so we walked to the bus stop. And waited and waited and waited, bus came 20 mins late. I walked back home, reached in my pocket and realized I grabbed the wrong set of keys, so I am locked out at that point. I make my way back into my house, where I naively thought I was safe!
Skip about 15 minutes later.....skip.....skip.....ok here we are. I walk out of the kitchen, trip over my son's desk (He was so nice to have slowly inched it a lil at a time, and I didn't realize how close to the corner it was) hit this broken piece of whatever it is on the door frame, slice my finger wide open. Bleed all over the place, arm starts hurting. I get it cleaned up, and wrapped up.
Skip till I get to work.....light candle on counter, doesn't light. Get new candle, light wick, lighter blows up, catches thumb and bandages on fire...whooo hooo.
Make coffee (what was I thinking?) spill water all over the place. All I had to do was pick up the pot of water, pour it into the top of the machine, how does one fuck that up!? Read notes left by the boss lady, attempt to drink from a water bottle, bottle slips, spills down shirt. Decided "Who the hell needs coffee or water, let me just do what I need to do and do it!" Pull up work that needs to be done, do that for a few hours.
Noon, I decided the headache wasn't going away, lets try coffee. The coffee tried me, I was walking with the cup, and lets just say I cant walk and hold a cup at one time, there goes my shoes!
Screw coffee, lets do more work. Walk past humidor, notice there is no humid in the dor. Phone rings, customer asks a million questions, I decide to multitask! Answer questions and unplug humidifier, how hard could that be? It can be as hard as its softest shelf. Shelf meet knee! Knee meet blood. Blood meet jeans.
Hell, my head hurts way too much for me to type the rest, so here is the small version of the rest of the day.....more accidents. Head is still killing me. I have a few more things to do. I would get up from this chair, but my leg has fallen sleep.
All I can do is laugh about all of this, and wish that this headache and pain will go away. :D
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