Oh What a Night...That Never Happened

Got all dressed up, make up and perfum on, even shaved my legs. Was going to have a night on the town with my girl, let's just call her LA. I called her a few mins before we were supposed to meet and she told me to give her an additional hour. An hour passed, and then another half hour passed. I called her, and found out that she couldnt find a babysitter. I can see the logic in not having a babysitter, so you cant go out but not having enough audacity to call to tell me? Thats the part that pisses me off. We are supposed to go out tomorrow, but I wont hold my breath.
I guess I can go pop some pills to make me sleep, or slip a lil something into my kool-aid since the kids are alseep. 

Here I am after 2 hours after I got undressed, took contacts out, and before slipping into a coma.